Cushions are the easiest way to change the mood of a room. A few new ones and a tired sofa suddenly looks fresh. But a funny cushion does more than that: it gives your home a sense of humour.
Our needlepoint cushions (or needlepoint pillows, if you prefer) have quickly become one of the most popular things we sell. They have the classic, textured look of traditional needlepoint, paired with slogans that are anything but traditional. Here is our guide to the full range, plus tips on styling them.
What Is a Needlepoint Cushion?
Needlepoint is a form of embroidery where yarn is stitched through an open canvas to create a dense, textured design. It has a lovely vintage, country-house feel, which is exactly why it is so funny when the design says something cheeky. The result is a cushion that looks elegant from across the room and makes people laugh up close.
Funny Cushions for Hosts (and Reluctant Hosts)
- Please Leave By 9: our best-selling cushion. A polite but firm message for guests who linger.
- Good Vibes or Good Byes: a house rule, beautifully stitched.
- If You Can't Say Anything Nice, Sit By Me: for the best gossip on the sofa.
- Home Sweet F*cking Home: a grown-up twist on a classic sampler.
Funny Cushions for Sofa Lovers
- Just One More Episode: the official motto of every binge-watcher.
- Sleep Slay Repeat: a motivational cushion for the bedroom.
- I Don't Cook But I'm Great at Making Reservations: for the foodie who leaves the cooking to professionals.
- When Life Gives You Lemons, Add Vodka: life advice we can all get behind.
Cushions for Film Fans and Dog Lovers
- Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner: a nostalgic nod to Dirty Dancing.
- Be the Person Your Dog Thinks You Are: a heartwarming gift for dog owners. See more in our gifts for pet lovers guide.
Colourful Needlepoint Cushions Without the Jokes
Not every cushion needs a punchline. These designs bring colour and joy to any room:
- Amalfi Lemon cushion: sunny Italian lemons that brighten a room, even in winter.
- Rainbow LOVE cushion: a cheerful rainbow design that makes a lovely gift for a loved one.
How to Style Funny Cushions
Mix One Statement With Plain Cushions
Let your funny cushion be the star. Pair it with one or two plain cushions in a colour picked out from the design. The joke lands better when it is not competing with five other patterns.
Play With Texture
Needlepoint has a beautiful, raised texture. Pair it with smooth velvet, linen or a chunky knit throw to create a layered, cosy look.
Think Beyond the Sofa
A funny cushion works on an armchair, a window seat, a bed or a garden bench in summer. A Highland cow footstool next to a cushion-laden armchair makes for a properly characterful reading corner. Find out more in our Highland cow footstool guide.
Complete the Sofa Set-Up
While you are upgrading the sofa, a Couch Caddy tray or sofa armrest cup holder keeps snacks and drinks close by. They also make brilliant gifts for him, and they are popular with everyone who loves a night in.
Are Funny Cushions a Good Gift?
They are one of the best. A funny cushion is personal, decorative and useful, and it is a gift that stays on show long after Christmas Day. They are especially good as:
- Housewarming gifts: see our housewarming gift ideas.
- Christmas gifts for her: browse our gifts for her collection.
- Birthday gifts for friends who appreciate a laugh.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the difference between a needlepoint cushion and an embroidered cushion?
Needlepoint is a type of embroidery stitched through an open-weave canvas, which creates a denser, more textured finish than standard embroidery.
How do I clean a needlepoint cushion?
Spot clean gently with a damp cloth and mild soap, and always follow the care label supplied with your cushion. Avoid harsh scrubbing, which can damage the stitching.
Are funny cushions suitable as gifts?
Yes. Funny cushions make great housewarming, birthday and Christmas gifts because they are personal, decorative and practical.
Do you sell non-rude funny cushions?
Yes. Designs like Just One More Episode, Please Leave By 9 and Good Vibes or Good Byes are funny without being rude.
Give Your Sofa a Sense of Humour
A funny needlepoint cushion is the quickest way to make your home more you. Pick your favourite slogan, add a cosy throw, and enjoy the reactions. Browse our full cushions collection at Red Candy.
